MARVELUS
Written
& performed by The Just Us League (Gary Tro & Javier Javier)
The
Waterside, Sale
Touring
Reviewed
11th May 2018
Review
by Brian Gorman
'Every
Marvel movie in an hour. Kind Of.' Well, if this doesn't sell,
nothing will. Marvel seem to have conquered the movie world over the
last decade, and with the recent release of the hugely successful
'Avengers: Infinity War' (which has smashed records all over the
world, in no time at all), this is perfect timing.
This
is theatre stripped to the bone; just two guys in onesies, on a tiny,
empty stage (save for a hand-written A3 notepad, handily displaying
each film's title in multi-coloured felt tip). A pretty mixed
audience ranged from fifty-somethings to teen-agers, with a near
equal mix of male and female, which is surely something every
producer dreams of. Black Sabbath's classic 'Iron Man' created a
suitably tense and dramatic atmosphere, as the lights dimmed, and we
waited for our heroes to take the stage. To lighten things up a
little, we also had the contrast of Guardians of The Galaxy's breezy,
feelgood number, 'Hooked On A Feeling' to get us in the right mood.
The 'Just Us League' are composed of New Zealander Javier Javier, and
Bristolian Gary Tro; two stand-up comedians (and self-confessed
nerds). They make a great team, and like all good double acts,
present very different stage personas – Javier is dressed in blue,
and is the shorter, more sardonic one. Gary, in red, is the tall,
bald, and slighty goofier one. A good natured preamble had the guys
bondng with their audience as fellow nerds, and explaining just how
they'd decided which Marvel movies to cover, and which to ignore.
Taking on the guise of a P.E. teacher, Javier divided the movies into
teams A and B. Unsurprisingly (at least to us afficiandos), Team A
comprised of Iron Man, Captain America, Thor:Ragnarok, etc. Whilst
Team B had Elektra, Blade, and Thor: The Dark World. Special mention
was given to the execrable Fantastic Four movies, who Javier
neglected to include in either team.
Only
2 people in the audience hadn't seen 'Avengers: Infinity War', which
resulted in a short, spoiler-free, sketch “to get it out of the
way”, depicting a frustrated Hawkeye sitting at home and
desperately trying to imagine his team-mates managing to save the
universe without him. Then, on to the show proper, with 2008's Iron
Man. I had expected a potted version of each movie, but instead we
were presented with self-contained, often seemingly improvised on the
spot, sketches that attempted to sum up each film's plot. This threw
up some surprising choices (at least to me), focussing on many
characters' often unexplored motives and emotions. Iron Man had Tony
Stark's best buddy Jim Rhodes/War Machine obsessing over why his
calls were not being returned, and WW2's Captain America's Steve
Rogers awakening in modern day New York, with all the non PC
attitudes that character would likely retain. Each sketch was played
with energy and obvious enthusiasm, with many audience members
reacting with undisguised delight at many subtle (and some
not-so-subtle) comics in-jokes. Javier and Gary seemed to be enjoying
themselves immensely, bringing their heroes and villains to life, and
high-fiving one front row punter who was the only one to get an
obscure joke about Thor!
The
God of Thunder sketch was absolutely inspired, with Asgard's
favourite son played as a cocky, rich boy describing his 'gap year'
on Earth (whilst slying commenting on the movie's shaky plotting).
Gary's impression of Chris Hemsworth's cod Shakespearean delivery was
hilarious. The popular Hulk/Loki scene in 2012's Avengers had an
angry, bellowing Gary throwing around a spare blue onesie, followed
by the guys arguing over the cost of this extra costume/prop only
being used for one sketch. There followed a comically tearful
description of the life of poverty-stricken actors on tour, having to
manage with a near zero budget, and the fact that they couldn't even
afford to stay over in Sale that night (and were, instead, a taxi
drive away in a downbeat area of nearby Altrincham).
The
flow of Marvel movies was interrupted by Gary revealing that he never
really wanted to do this show, and would much rather be performing a
version of Disney's Beauty and The Beast, while Javier looked on,
aghast at his friend's love of such obviously unworthy material. The
payoff to this sketch came right at the end of the show, when an
offstage Gary, on microphone, did a simply beautiful impression of
Marvel head honcho Stan Lee, enlightening Javier to the fact that
Disney now owned Marvel, and he was lucky they weren't “sueing the
ass off you guys!”
This
was full-bloodied, breathless, and infectious stuff. Two guys, and
their audience, having a simply 'Marvel Us' time!